Kali, You Ignorant Slut

Drawing naked people in such a way that their bodies and hair cover up any objectionable parts is a lot harder than it looks. Adjusting, say, an arm, requires you to shift around all of the other body parts so it doesn't look like a porno pose. Not that I would know... anything about porno. Of course. *glances nervously at girlfriend, who wields a sharp implement*

I've no idea why Kali is dressed like a Christmas elf in the photo of happier times: Kali and Halifax started dating in January of 2004 and broke up by June of the same year, so there's really no excuse for it. We do, however, know that Halifax at least attempted to get off with the elf working in the Santa's grotto where he was traumatising children back in Christmas 2003, so perhaps he has a fetish that Kali was kind (and pervy) enough to indulge him in.