Five Go On A Trip
01.02.05

This month, I'm running a comic that's completely unrelated to 'Shit Happens' and bears no relation to the comic usually found here. 'Shit Happens' will restart in March. New Labour, New Danger, all that shit. We'll find out about Halifax's past and just who this woman claiming to be his wife is.

Because I have always loved Enid Blyton's work, I decided to do a horribly vile parody through February that may well make her rise from the grave and kill me with one of her six hundred books. There is no malice or social commentary in 'The Magnificent Five'; just sheer stupid moronic joy at being able to fuck with characters I loved. And put the word 'cunt' in Anne's mouth. I doubt Enid Blyton even imagined such a word existed, let alone that timid, she'll-make-someone-a-good-little-wife-one-day, Anne could ever be the one saying it so casually to her brother.

If you haven't read the books, then you're probably not English, and the parody part of this story is going to be lost on you. But it'll still be enjoyable. There's lots of swearing and casual violence. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll shit yourself.